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Monday, June 2, 2008, 4:01 PM
Well, well, well..How much I loathe her and her mouth now! - GAWD!!You won't know!K here's how it roughly went....*goes back in time - music*I was eating my lunch at my desk, and on that day I decided to add an addition, and it was the peanut cake. I was chit chatting with the intern when this bloody *pussy came by. I went away for a while as I had to do something, and when I got back, she welcomed herself to sit at where I was sitting. So I politely stood aside and kept quiet. Its not like I was starving right? I had my lunch already, only left with the snack.She was happily talking to the intern when all fell silent and then she decided to find "fault" with me. Here's how the conversation went:Pussy : "Eh Alexis, you're eating this?"[LIKE DUH!!]Me : "Ya, why?" [smile-smile]P : "Oh! Don't you know how many calories and the high sugar intake there are inside?"M : "Urh... yea.. and?"P : "And.., let me ask you something. Were you skinny when you were young?"M : "Yea, I was - kinda."P : "Well, yea I knew it, and I can see you growing more bigger than now"M : "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - [snorted] Yea, so? Your point is?"P : "Like its very oily and there's lots of sugar in it. Very fattening. I see that you ALWAYS eat this kinda food."M : "WHEN??"P : "Like that time you ate the burger you brought from home? It was fried and it was so oily.."M : "But that was food from home! Like my mum was the one who did that!!"[Like you guys get it, right? My mum did it for me.. I appreciate it. What's her farking problem man?? Seriously!?]P : "Urm ok. [silence] But that time somebody saw you eating some fried snacks. Ummm..., Doughnuts!! [triumphant glee in her disgusting eyes]"M : "I don't eat doughnuts here! Where the hell am I suppose to get doughnuts here anyway?"P : "OooK.., NOT doughnuts, but the malay doughnuts with sugar on it?"M : "NO! I don't eat those cuz I don't like them.."P : "Then maybe some malay kuih-kuih?"[She thought she was gonna win]M : "HUH??! Whatever la.."[Rolled eyes][She then tried to shoot again - so SICK and full of determination can!]P : "So you goin to cut down eating this sort of food?? Like, you're fine with eating like this?"M : [shrugs body] "YAaaaaaa.. "P : HUH?? Why?? You don't care?? [pretend to look like a freaking pretentious mother f*****][I just continued to shrug and look away..]This is my 1st post eh that I'll be speaking in malay...Malas tau nak layan si tua kodok yang nak mampus tu.. Macam mengarut la!! Like totally, can?? She's just sooooooo freaking spastic la!*FUMING!!*But still, obviously I had class not to strangle her to death right there and then, although I did visualise that out. Who can "resist" that scenario, right?Moreover, FYI she's not slim and not the health conscious sort to be so hoity-toity with people.After that day of so-much-for advising me, she had Pizza Hut the next day! A small pizza, but still hello??? What were you saying again?AIYO!!She's plump just like Hello Kitty and muke penyek-penyek die pun same jugak. Haa...I'm soooooooo enjoying this can?Just say it - everything of hers is Hello Kitty. From her head right down to her toes.That's not a die-hard-fan. But a dying-soon-fan.Why? Cuz if her mouth just continue to be so laser like that, she'll be getting it one day.No wonder no one speaks to her here. Add another reason as to why she's resigning.*pussy - she loves Hello Kitty. No offence but at her age??Labels: Lets all hanyak her one time..
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Monday, June 2, 2008, 4:01 PM
Well, well, well..How much I loathe her and her mouth now! - GAWD!!You won't know!K here's how it roughly went....*goes back in time - music*I was eating my lunch at my desk, and on that day I decided to add an addition, and it was the peanut cake. I was chit chatting with the intern when this bloody *pussy came by. I went away for a while as I had to do something, and when I got back, she welcomed herself to sit at where I was sitting. So I politely stood aside and kept quiet. Its not like I was starving right? I had my lunch already, only left with the snack.She was happily talking to the intern when all fell silent and then she decided to find "fault" with me. Here's how the conversation went:Pussy : "Eh Alexis, you're eating this?"[LIKE DUH!!]Me : "Ya, why?" [smile-smile]P : "Oh! Don't you know how many calories and the high sugar intake there are inside?"M : "Urh... yea.. and?"P : "And.., let me ask you something. Were you skinny when you were young?"M : "Yea, I was - kinda."P : "Well, yea I knew it, and I can see you growing more bigger than now"M : "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - [snorted] Yea, so? Your point is?"P : "Like its very oily and there's lots of sugar in it. Very fattening. I see that you ALWAYS eat this kinda food."M : "WHEN??"P : "Like that time you ate the burger you brought from home? It was fried and it was so oily.."M : "But that was food from home! Like my mum was the one who did that!!"[Like you guys get it, right? My mum did it for me.. I appreciate it. What's her farking problem man?? Seriously!?]P : "Urm ok. [silence] But that time somebody saw you eating some fried snacks. Ummm..., Doughnuts!! [triumphant glee in her disgusting eyes]"M : "I don't eat doughnuts here! Where the hell am I suppose to get doughnuts here anyway?"P : "OooK.., NOT doughnuts, but the malay doughnuts with sugar on it?"M : "NO! I don't eat those cuz I don't like them.."P : "Then maybe some malay kuih-kuih?"[She thought she was gonna win]M : "HUH??! Whatever la.."[Rolled eyes][She then tried to shoot again - so SICK and full of determination can!]P : "So you goin to cut down eating this sort of food?? Like, you're fine with eating like this?"M : [shrugs body] "YAaaaaaa.. "P : HUH?? Why?? You don't care?? [pretend to look like a freaking pretentious mother f*****][I just continued to shrug and look away..]This is my 1st post eh that I'll be speaking in malay...Malas tau nak layan si tua kodok yang nak mampus tu.. Macam mengarut la!! Like totally, can?? She's just sooooooo freaking spastic la!*FUMING!!*But still, obviously I had class not to strangle her to death right there and then, although I did visualise that out. Who can "resist" that scenario, right?Moreover, FYI she's not slim and not the health conscious sort to be so hoity-toity with people.After that day of so-much-for advising me, she had Pizza Hut the next day! A small pizza, but still hello??? What were you saying again?AIYO!!She's plump just like Hello Kitty and muke penyek-penyek die pun same jugak. Haa...I'm soooooooo enjoying this can?Just say it - everything of hers is Hello Kitty. From her head right down to her toes.That's not a die-hard-fan. But a dying-soon-fan.Why? Cuz if her mouth just continue to be so laser like that, she'll be getting it one day.No wonder no one speaks to her here. Add another reason as to why she's resigning.*pussy - she loves Hello Kitty. No offence but at her age??Labels: Lets all hanyak her one time..
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