OK! I was exaggerating about the monkeys part but I was attacked by the birds! - in a way.. It was more on my food.. Poor food.

I was at Macdonald's outside Lido the other day with a girlfriend of mine. She gave me a treat for some reason, a kind soul. Bless her, but not the birds!!

Anywho, I was happily eating my fries and at the same time camwhoring with her when suddenly birds, more like crows flew and "sat" beside me on the chair. I tried shooing it away with my palm and it didn't barge. A few more flew around us like vultures. The thing was there were a lot of other patrons around.

My gf then tried to shoo it away. Suddenly it decided to flap its wings and stare at me with those cold eyes and immediately started pecking at my fries! I stood up abruptly sending my chair flying behind me and started SCREAMING!! Birds were then flapping their wings in front of my face and my gf was just to stunned to move but she kept on shooing the birds away, and telling me to stop being scared. I couldn't help it. I managed to push her while she was sitting down on the chair - she was heavy though.

I turned white and was plainly hysterical.

People were just staring, some even laughed. Horrible. I was so terrified. A staff then came by hearing my call for help and he literally whacked those birds (hard) away. I then trembled and told him I'm going in and they have to compensate my small fries as I ain't sharing with those bitches.

I settled inside. My gf kept on laughing non-stop. The staff then gave me large fries instead and 4 cups of water. Hehe.. I was taken care of. That was interesting.

I really should write in and thank them lots for "saving" me. Haha. Really!

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